Shop Window captions, Oxford Street, London

Shop windows in Oxford Street, London: 

I am sure we have forgotten something

No! I am not going to wear those shoes.

Caption puzzles - Mango window display, Oxford Street, 2011

The Mango window display in Oxford Street, London. Any ideas for captions?

Doesn't her bum look big ?

Why does she always get to sit down?

Thats the last time I have plastic surgery!

Look what they have done to my legs.

For photos of 2010 Mango window display, see this posting

How to stay warm this winter - Have Long Hair and Stay Indoors

A window display of warm clothing in Piccadily Circus, London, 

with the reflection of the advertising lights on the glass.

 The advertising display in Piccadilly Circus

Caption competition - Mango window display

Any ideas?

I refuse to wear anything pink.

Oh no, its candles again.

It is always the man's fault.

Christmas window display, Mango, Oxford Street