Caption puzzles - Mango window display, Oxford Street, 2011

The Mango window display in Oxford Street, London. Any ideas for captions?

Doesn't her bum look big ?

Why does she always get to sit down?

Thats the last time I have plastic surgery!

Look what they have done to my legs.

For photos of 2010 Mango window display, see this posting

Caption competition - Mango window display

Any ideas?

I refuse to wear anything pink.

Oh no, its candles again.

It is always the man's fault.

Christmas window display, Mango, Oxford Street